人有三急 哪三急？

我还记得我和慧瑜在教室外问余老师: “人有三急，三急到底是什么？”
当时好似猜了许多， 后来也不了了之。
今天心血来潮就google了一下：

各种说法不一
三急自然为:饿之急---渴之急---上厕所之急

急这个字更严谨地来说应当打上引号,是引用过程中的偷换概念, 现在“人有三急”多用来指饮食或排泄问题等等,说法不同。这种引用倒也形象贴切，无可厚非。

而有史可查的真正说法是“人有三疾”。三疾分别为“狂”（狂妄）、“矜”（矜持）和“愚”（愚昧），出自于《论语·阳货》：“子曰：古者民有三疾,今也或是之亡也。古之狂也肆,今之狂也荡;古之矜也廉,今之矜也忿戾;古之愚也直,今之愚也诈而已矣。”
这句话是孔子对上古淳厚人心的赞颂,也是对于当时“世风日下，人心不古”的社会状况发出的感叹。

也有另外几种说法：
1)根据古书上所记载人有三急是：
上厕所急。结婚入洞房急。老婆在里面生孩子你在外面等急。
(2)人有三急,所谓三急,是说人一天必须要的:
尿急,(小便)
便急,(大便)
屁急.
有时是憋不住的.所以称为三急.
(3):洞房,生子,如厕
(4): 还有一种说法就是“尿急，屎急，性急”

现在对三急在新时期又赋予了新的内涵，叫做1、考上大学交不起学费没钱念书急；2、人有病治不起等着死全家干着急；3、儿子要结婚，买不起房子媳妇要跑，你说急不急，老三急，现在过时了，“有了尿就可以撒吗？没厕所当街也可以吗？有了屁随时随地就可以放吗？”

1，拉肚子赶上厕所有人----一急；
2，生孩子赶上老婆难产----二急；
3，要住院赶上手里没钱----三急。

人有三急：
内急——上厕所，放到谁身上都急，拖不得。
进洞房——春宵一刻值千金啊，你说急不急？不急说明有问题。
生小孩——瓜熟蒂落，小孩在娘胎里发育成熟以后，说生就要生，什么都不等的。如果事前没有做好接生的准备，你说急不急？急死人。

文取自这里(经修改过)

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